The confusion of seeing your usually rational friends descend into madness when seeing a new cheese-themed food hybrid You’ve seen people pinning wheels of cheese with little bride and groom figurines onto their ‘WEDDING INSPO’ Pinterest board. And cheese that masquerades as other food is the devil Why must bad things happen to good people? 26. The name ruins it enough, and you now have one less option available on the dessert menu. Cheesecake is a bloody travestyĪ lot of times it doesn’t actually take like cheese, but occasionally there’s a tiny bit of a tang. When you think about what cheese actually is, it blows your mind that people can enjoy it Seeing crumbs of cheese tumbling to the ground genuinely makes you feel like weepingĬheese should be consumed over a tray or the bin. Having your picture taken by enthusiastic photographers and grandparents is awful.Īnd you’d much prefer someone to be described as ‘corny’ or ‘lame’ than ‘cheesy’. Even the word ‘cheese’ unsettles you sometimes You hate seeing people’s oozing cheese #foodporn on Instagramįood shouldn’t ooze. Why ruin a good wine-fuelled bonding session with cheese? Why not ‘alcohol and cake’ night? Why?Ģ1. It’s a travesty that ‘wine and cheese night’ is a thing ‘Oooh, I’ll have a slice of wensleydale with my fruit cake,’ said the worst person ever. And worse, those disturbed people who pair cheese with sweet food Seriously, what the actual f*** is wrong with these people? 19. You genuinely question whether to remain friends with anyone who gets a cheeseboard for pudding Why would you want to eat something that smells obnoxiously bad? 18. Overhearing people talking about loving a ‘good stinky cheese’ genuinely makes you want to throw up And it’s near-impossible to explain why touching cheese is your absolute nightmare You don’t want to be rude, but you’re going to nip out of the room until they finish. You feel like a dick when you explain to people that you don’t want to be around them when they’re eating cheese The sense of shame when you have to ask for a cheeseburger with no cheese This is especially strange when people ask you after seeing you tuck into a plate of fish and chips.ġ4. You always have to explain that you’re not a vegan (unless you are, obviously) That’ll work.’ This is a bad thing and must be stopped. People’s concern with where you get your protein from turns into ‘let’s fill everything with cheese. If you’re a vegetarian who hates cheese, eating in restaurants is near-impossible WHY ARE YOU RUINING IT WITH GRATED CHEESE? NOOOOO.’ 12. The moment someone tops something with cheese without warning is truly devastating Pizza can be good without cheese, you know.ġ1. Or, if you’re a real cheese-hater, you have to patiently explain that no, you don’t even like cheesy pizza When anyone spots you with said slice of pizza, you will be shamed and questioned, as if you’ve made up your cheese dislike as a fun joke. Maybe you don’t like uncooked cheese, but can happily tuck into a slice of pizza. You are always having to explain that there are SOME, SOME types of cheese that are okay ‘Oh no, I’ll just eat these dry bits of bread. We’ll stick to soup or perhaps a nice cheese-free bit of toast when we’re in need of comfort food. Or experience the rumoured pleasure of a cheese toastieĮveryone can bang on about it all they like. Stop deep-frying it, adding bacon to it, or putting it in a toastie.
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You will never understand the current obsession with mac ‘n’ cheese
And holding back your rage when someone suggests you just haven’t been eating ‘good’ cheese ‘You’ll like this one, promise’, they say. Having to face down friends who keep trying to get you to eat fancy new cheeses
Or the even more contentious ‘cheese or sex’ argument. When you feel entirely nonplussed when people do that ‘cheese or chocolate’ debate and get all heated You go red as everyone turns around in their seats to yell ‘but it’s CHEESE’ at you, and decide to never speak of this again. ‘How can you not like CHEESE? It’s CHEESE’, they say, as if that will make you reconsider your lifelong preferences. Having to deal with people’s genuine rage when you admit your dirty secret
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